That didn't work.
So I went into Tools > Options > Language Settings > Writing Aids and unchecked Check capitalization.
That also didn't work.
I don't understand what the problem is here. If I uncheck either or both of these - and really all of this should be under one option alone, no one should have to go hunting in several places - then it should do what I tell it to do.

I realize that this is a volunteer thing and that's fine. Still though, it is very frustrating when you have the same types of options spread out all over the place and you still can't get it to do what you want.
*sigh*
Okay, so how do I really turn it off? I'm in calc and it is imperative that it stops trying to capitalize everything. I also need a way to turn the feature on and off easily and quickly without jumping through hoops because obviously there will be documents and spreadsheets where it is needed.
OO 3.1.1 on XP home SP3